this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
I’m giggling like an idiot help.
I really have to smile about this. I know my language is a weird language…
boxedjellyfish: I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.
nanalew: shitroughdrafts: Fast & Furious 6, by Chris Morgan. 2013. yes
shanihasahappy: psychelee: springflingsandsummerdreams: im crying. this needs to be on every dash WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 9 NOTES IM FCKING SOBBING THIS DESERVES MORE! crying in the morning is a great day to start your day
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
kingsandwich: if I ever don’t reblog this please assume I am dead
do you ever have a friendship crush on someone where you just really wanna be their friend but you’re afraid to talk to them
MY BLOG DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
